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Name: heather Location: Loudoun County, Virginia, United States Birthday: 2/21/1987 Gender: Female
Interests: roller coasters, french fries, funnel cakes, boys, shopping, beaches, being a senior, football--the eagles, milkshakes, hearts, dancing, pretending i can sing, bowling, wishing on shooting stars, doing cartwheels, playing in the rain, hugs and kisses, going to outback with the girls, talking to random people dont kno, happy bunny, tinkerbell, squishy pillows, purses, coloring outside the lines, driving, melting ice cubes in the hot tub, buildign snowmen, playing football at the beach, sexy guys without shirts, partying, drinking, that kinda stuff Expertise: either prcrastination or tailgating....
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Member Since:
7/12/2004
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| randomly stopped by xanga today for shits and giggles...more than two thirds the people im subscribed to havnt written anything in over 6 months...not that i really have either...its amazing how college changes things like that | | |
| so i havnt been paying much attention to xanga lately....but this conversation needed to be shared and saved for all to laugh at
dancenflipchik: i wish i were an oscar myer wiener fallenangel2205: no fallenangel2205: you dont dancenflipchik: ok tru dancenflipchik: i wouldnt wanna be eaten by some fat kid in a hot dog eating contest fallenangel2205: yea or that crazy blond haired asian guy that eats like 53 hotdogs in 12 minutes dancenflipchik: yea dancenflipchik: that too dancenflipchik: i mean if i had to be a hot dog id wanna be savored fallenangel2205: you'd go bad tho fallenangel2205: hot dogs are meant to be eaten...and are not meant to be showcased in a pretty stand on your living room wall dancenflipchik: well no dancenflipchik: i could be eaten dancenflipchik: just not like in one giant bite dancenflipchik: or in under 30 seconds dancenflipchik: or by some fat kid who will eat 5 more fallenangel2205: yea fallenangel2205: but a fat kids gotta eat fallenangel2205: he savors everything that goes into his lil tummy fallenangel2205: well fallenangel2205: big tummy dancenflipchik: yea but its not as special if im one of 6 dancenflipchik: id like to be the only one fallenangel2205: what if you were the first dancenflipchik: hmm maybe dancenflipchik: altho i might wanna be last dancenflipchik: ...i was sooo good i filled him up dancenflipchik: i wouldnt want to leave him uncontent fallenangel2205: this is true fallenangel2205: you kno what i just realized fallenangel2205: the life of a hotdog is pretty stressful. dancenflipchik: haha i kno dancenflipchik: idk if i coudl deal with all that stress adn anxiety now that i think about it dancenflipchik: so i dont wish i were an oscar myer weiner fallenangel2205: wow i cant believe you've just deserted your whole belief system. this is intense dancenflipchik: i kno dancenflipchik: but i never really thought about it this much b4 fallenangel2205: heather i bow down to your abiliity to flexi-size dancenflipchik: i just believed wuts been drilled into my head since i was like 2 fallenangel2205: those kindergarten teachers are the devil dancenflipchik: nah dancenflipchik: its the commercails on tv that get u dancenflipchik: by the time u reach kindergarten u dont kno any better fallenangel2205: this saddens me fallenangel2205: it took us 17 years to figure it out...and now? what's going to happen to the young children now? Will they ever figure it all out? I think i need to lie down. dancenflipchik: 18 actually dancenflipchik: well i think they have figured it out dancenflipchik: cuz they stopped singin i wish i were an oscar myer wiener....adn now they do the my bologna has a first name...one fallenangel2205: true true fallenangel2205: BUT HOW MANY NAMES DOES BOLOGNA REALLY NEED!!?!?! dancenflipchik: tru dancenflipchik: adn since when can 4 year olds spell bologna fallenangel2205: idano i just learned like 2 years ago dancenflipchik: i kno me two dancenflipchik: who knew it ended in an A fallenangel2205: fuckin english dancenflipchik: i kno fallenangel2205: hmm ok time to go babysit. this conversation was...enlightening...yet disheartening at the same time. fallenangel2205: gimme a call later if you're doing anything ok? dancenflipchik: haha ok dancenflipchik: gimme a call when ur done dancenflipchik: adn ill tell u if we have plans fallenangel2205: that works too dancenflipchik: yea fallenangel2205: save this conversation. i wanna look at it and later and laugh fallenangel2205: yea i kno fer serious dancenflipchik: haha dancenflipchik: i might just have to make a xanga entry for it fallenangel2205: dude. fallenangel2205: doooo it
yea i think my obsession with that song might finally be over | | |
| sorry guys....facebook is just more entertaining.... | | |
| beach week was amazing...def one of the best times of my life...a whole week with my favorite girls in the entire world doing what we do best....alcohol kills germs...put it in the freezer....messages in the mirror....the sketchy stairs....if your pee is clear clap your hands....jackie at the club not realizing she was with 3 different people...sunrise on the beltway...the stuff coming out of the fridge....our amazing frisbee skills...operation take a picture...they boys in room 405....jeff....jumping waves...danas exposure....attempting to teach jackie to cartwheel....BEADS.....the 1/3 nudist club.....sand babies....adn sand abortions too....t-hornys....taco bell....bojangles!!......no worries....our fuddruckers buddy getting us free stuff....getting woken up daily by the maid people...walking the strip....getting honked at.....jackie drunk.....durka durka.....SANDCASTLE!!!!!!!!...the sketchy place where the karoake boy judh...perhaps really judah or juda....cuz well he was pretty drunk when he was spelling his name....giving me his necklace cuz emily said it was bad.....the coach diet....out protectiong of our coach purchases....wingwong.....waccamaw...the little peedee river....po-ni river....to the left...to the right...dyslexia!.....writing my phone number in the sand...having 9 or 10 people call....going to the penthouse....the popo comes...holy shit that was scary....jackies stalker boy....us being stalkers...the 405 boys calling it diet pop.....rent a popo....popo sandwich....the boy from the store that liked dana...alot.....group discounts....putt putt in the rain...the club....the success of operation sex on the beach....the success of operation ferris wheel....climbing the rock wall for free...playign poker with the ferris wheel guy....playing the duck game with emily....adn both of us winning after negotiating with the guy forever to give us a big prize no matter wut....having the guy threaten to call security on me for wanting to take a practice throw...saving 5 bucks...by "going to friendlys"....our lists of goals....the crabhouse....wut we did to the table cloth....partying with our server later....going to bed at 8 am after being drunk off ur ass adn barfing when u need to check out of the hotel by 11 am adn then drive 8 hours home...jackie adn me in the car....now 8....the cds that didnt work....but jackie decorated beautifully.....realizing that starbucks is in fact open at 5 am....south of the border....emily purchasing fireworks....i want somfin really big adn cool....well this goes up in the air adn blah...ok ill take one of those....jackies mom...those dont sound like water bottles.....the guy screwing up our bill at ruby tuesdays....making our cheesefries adn danas meal free...adn yea lots more too...but im tired of writing....but yea...go to myrtle....sleep all day...adn party all nite....adn a fun time you will have | | |
| we did it...its finally over....high school has ended....we are now college freshmen....its kinda crazy to think about it....but damn am i glad this time has finally come....5 years at stone bridge....most people with a 3.98 gpa cant say they spent 5 years at one high school like that....but yea we graduated....nadia gave a great speech adn so did lindseys dad...there was a lil confusion with them skipping jackies name...adn well she was rite b4 me so that was kinda weird...but in the end it was all good....life has been great since graduation....project grad was amazing....great times on the toilet bowl races with emily adn aaron....adn human fooseball with jackie adn rummy adn all those other boys....adn the roulette table....where for once i had a good amount of luck....and didnt have to cheat like vinnie did....losing horribly in blackjack...waiting in line for 30 minutes to be the very last one to get a caricature (sp?) with vin...getting matching tattoos with emily....getting to the prize thing b4 they ran out...laughing about ugly carpets....stealing flamingo balloons....those boys....b-cal especially...that was hilarious....dana winning a psp...adn vin a chance to win a car...adn walking out with atleast 500 bucks....coming home at 6 in the morning adn waking my parents up adn dragging them out of bed to see all the stuff i got...going to bed at 7:30 am...adn waking up at 2:30 when my grad party started at 3.....getting $750 for graduating.....going to outback after my party...fooling around with the waiter...the note we left him...adn the fact that he called tiffany adn they hung out....the jewish joke that everyone thought was funny but jackie...going to chases afterwards adn setting a stuffed dog on fire with fireworks....adn then running away after hitting a car with one....coming home to a huge party at my house adn immediately running into like 5 people that i kno...playing asshole...adn losing....meeting tons of people who go to tech who want me to party with them next year....being treated like an equal rather than a lil sister....an offer for me to call john up anytime adn he will throw me a party at his apartment....talking with people for like an hour adn getting to kno people who i was only acquaintances with b4....only having to worry about walking up the stairs...not how im gonna get home....sleeping in....watching harry potter on tv...becuz i have free time to so shit like that....going to emily grads party....the game of life....cheating adn stealing adn robbing the bank...thats wut liefs about....yea that game didnt last too long....going to vins....taco bell run....the hooka in belmont...there are 4 less hooka virgins now....playing on the playground like we were 5 again....the swings...being married....the dinosaur....the spinning thingy...being scared that the cops we gonna come but at the same time not really caring about a thing....hanging out with vin...just sitting there watching adult swim....scaring aaron out of the room....checking on aaron adn stealing his bed....saying good nite...adn how it takes like 20 minutes to do....im gonna miss u vin....but have fun in germany...adn bring me back somfin cool...adn ill bring u back somfin too....beach week is soooo close...i cant wait...girls..this is gonna be one of the best times of our lives
as we go on we remember all the time we had together as our lives change come whatever we will still be friends forever | | |
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